Zippy

''"Get off My Larn!!!" -''Zippy

Edward (Better known as Zippy!) is a orange, evil snob who is constantly and randomly annoyed by The Teddy Trio (mostly Teddy and Piggy). He is also very boring, mean and LOUD! His intelligence and cleanliness is very close to Han's. But, his voice level is even higher than Teddy's. This evil snob is also sometimes annoyed by Antony while working with him at The Sassy Wiener. He lives in a Jupiter sized house with two unpayed employees: Croon (a bulter) and La (a french cook). The reason for this crud like personality is because when he first came to Beansville, he was really nice. Teddy and Piggy pulled many pranks on him, until one of them went to far..... Piggy through a brick at his head which wiped away all his personality and changed it for ever........

Personality
Very unlike Antony, Zippy is very lazy when at working at The Sassy Wiener. He is the cashier and waiter which is a bad job for some who just wants to sit down and read "Masculine Bella Weekly". You would think this is the place where Zippy gets time away from The Teddy Trio? well, your'e wrong. The Teddy Trio come to The Sassy Wiener alot and he even gets annoyed Antony and Mr. Moneykey!. ALOT.

This orange headed snob is not only.. well, snobby, but is also quite intelligent. For a character outside The Teddy Trio. He wrote several novels about science and ghost stories. His only down fall in Brains is that he is very bad with his American English, despite the fact he's British. For example, snobhead Zippy mostly uses the very well known british word, ''"Poppycock". Zippy is gold when it comes to cleanliness, however, he is not as fussy with cleanliness as Hans as he seen farting in a bathtub in Escape From School Island''.

The one thing Zippy hates the most (besides everything!) is people stepping or even looking at and on his larn. He is seen cutting and growing new flowers nearly every two minutes.

Aliases

 * Orange Head
 * Born on the seventh of Rainbow Guy
 * El Snobo
 * Flat Stanley
 * Edward (Real name)
 * McRich (Sur Name)

Quotes
"Get Off My Larn!!!"

''"Azobination Smash!" ''(When Azobination)

''"Who turned on the stupidity!?" ''

''"Why didn't I be the main character of this mediocre show!?" ''

Alter-Egos

 * Olympic Odeon
 * The Azobination

Creation
Lewis Smith reveals in a recent interview that he had a neighbour like Zippy and needed something to releash his rage on. So, he used Zippy. He also thought that The Teddy Trio need one main enemy and a character that they can winde up every two seconds!

Parents

 * King Henry VIII (Father)
 * Caroline (Mother)

Sibilings

 * Lippy (Twin Sister)
 * Kippy (Twin Brother)
 * Rippy (Half-Brother)

Rivals

 * EVERYONE!!!!
 * EVERYTHING!!!!
 * Duh!!!!!